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Sept. 25, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 129 - "Authorized Hate and the Love of Simple Pleasures"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - Sept. 25, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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video version - "Authorized Hate and the Love of Simple Pleasures"
Tucker Carlson appears to blame Jews for killing Charlie Kirk with story on Jesus’ death
The New Third Position - Arktos Journal and Alexander Dugin
Who Is Nick Fuentes? | PBD Podcast | Ep. 654
Prager U
Leadership Institute
Bible prophecy says the world will turn against Israel in the ‘last days’ – is it happening now?
Israel’s attack on Qatar shows why it’s time for a Gulf defence union
He's been spoiled till salt won't save him
Sept. 21, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Put a Firewall Around Your Mind"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Sept. 21, 2025 AW May 6, 2011 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Transcript - Alan Watt Live on RBN - "Put a Firewall Around Your Mind" - May 6, 2011
Cognitive Warfare and You - by Not Sure
video version - Alan Watt Redux #229 "Put a Firewall Around Your Mind"
Can't Get You Out of My Head (Pt 1)- Adam Curtis, 2021
A Brain Divided | Iain McGilchrist | EP 168 - left and right hemispheres (interview with Jordan Peterson)
The Mind Has No Firewall - Timothy L. Thomas for Parameters, the US Army War College Quarterly (spring 1998)
Constant Conflict - Ralph Peters for Parameters the US Army War College Quarterly (summer 1997)
Radiofrequency Weapons 1, CNN 1985
US May Unleash Microwave Weapon in Afghanistan
Star Wars In Iraq
The return of political violence - Bruce Hoffman a Senior Fellow for counter terrorism and homeland security at the Council for Foreign Relations
Israel’s attack on Qatar shows why it’s time for a Gulf defence union
Are You Red-Y for the Future? - A Time Capsule article for CTTM Substack by Tartan Tinker/GundG
The BRAIN Initiative
The Martyrdom of Charlie Kirk - Chris Hedges
Israel, Charlie Kirk, and the Weaponization of Murder (w/ Max Blumenthal) | The Chris Hedges Report
Charlie Kirk refused Netanyahu funding offer, was ‘frightened’ by pro-Israel forces before death, friend reveals
Billionaire Bill Ackman convened stormy Israel ‘intervention’ with Charlie Kirk, sources say
What Is A Groyper? Nick Fuentes Says His Followers ‘Framed’ In Charlie Kirk Shooting.
The return of political violence - Bruce Hoffman, a Senior Fellow for counter terrorism and homeland security at the Council for Foreign Relations
Tucker Carlson Drops BOMBSHELL About Charlie Kirk, Bibi
Cruz defends Charlie Kirk from Tucker Carlson attack on Israel
Charlie Kirk's death has revealed simmering divisions in MAGA world
"The Charlie Kirk Shooting..." | Zørrion Of Sirius
Sept. 18, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 128 - "Sigrida's email: The Gstaad Adventure"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - Sept. 18, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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"Real History with Melissa" -- Ep. 118 - Sigrida's Prayer for Truth and Wisdom - 6/19/25
Gstaad, Switzerland
Ermitage Wellness and Spa Hotel
Gstaad Menuhin Festival and Academy
Yehudi Menuhin
Meret Matter
Antonín Dvorák
Music as a mirror of migration ñ Gstaad Menuhin Festival 2025
The Limits to Growth - A Club of Rome report
Sept. 14, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Mending Your Mind, Blending Your Kind, and You Shall All Serve as One"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Sept. 14, 2025 AW Oct. 11, 2007 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Transcript - Alan Watt blurb "Mending Your Mind, Blending Your Kind and You Shall All Serve As One" - October 11, 2007
You've grown up in a world of symbols and pacifiers - by Not Sure
video - Alan Watt Redux #228 - "Mending Your Mind, Blending Your Kind and You Shall All Serve as One" - 9/14/25
Peter Thiel is delivering 4 private sold-out lectures at a club in San Francisco—about the Antichrist
Surging data centers could lead to water shortages
Sept. 11, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 127 - "9/11, Charlie Kirk, Neil Foster and the Police State"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - Sept. 11, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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William 'Bill' Cooper - 10 hours straight on 9/11
Charlie Kirk has died. (Scroll to hear Alan Watt on 9/11)
Who Killed Charlie Kirk? - Alexander Dugin
‘We are in a war’: rightwing media vow retribution for Charlie Kirk killing
More than 425 arrested at rally against Palestine Action ban in London
55 percent of Berlin police candidates do not speak sufficient German
National Guard Mobilization Plans Across States: What We Know
Scotland's population tops 5.5m for the first time
SNP Ministers say independent Scotland would throw open door to asylum seekers
Sept. 7, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"The Banks of Think Tanks: Adventure of Our Future, now Caged, Forlorn, The Future was Planned Before We Were Born"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Sept. 6, 2025 AW Sept. 1, 2019 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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A Field Manual for the Fallen
Kings, fisherkings, and fish rotting from the head - by Not Sure
Dirty Old Town - by Not Sure (July 16, 2023 on Foundations: Their Power and Influence and Aspen Institute)
The Pritzker Family: Interlock and Gleichschaltung - by Not Sure (July 23, 2023)
Episode 1: Jennifer Bilek - Transgenderism: The Reproductive Front of Transhumanism
The Billionaire Family Pushing Synthetic Sex Identities (SSI)
Association Between Maternal Fluoride Exposure During Pregnancy and IQ Scores in Offspring in Canada
Is Fluoride in Drinking Water Safe? A New Study Reignites a Long-Standing Debate
Britain faces Big Brother surveillance society WORSE than George Orwell's 1984: Lip-reading cameras (2019)
US Dept of Defense - climate change
Why everyone is talking about free cash handouts—an explainer on universal basic income (2019)
‘Godfather of AI’ says the technology will create massive unemployment and send profits soaring — ‘that is the capitalist system’ (2025)
Upgrade your memory with a surgically implanted chip (2019)
Secure wireless communication of brain–computer interface and mind control of smart devices enabled by space-time-coding metasurface (2025)
A brain-computer chip can read people's minds with up to 74% accuracy (2025)
Aug. 31, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Upon Gathering my Thoughts, I did Find, Esternal AI Energy had Changed my Mind"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Aug. 31, 2025 AW Feb. 18, 2018 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Orig. audio and news links (scroll to date) - "Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt - "Upon Gathering my Thoughts, I did Find, External AI Energy had Changed my Mind" - Feb. 18, 2018
Bill Cooper - Hour of the Time - Nov. 4, 1996
My Poseidon - by Not Sure
Alan Watt - Modern Mythological Enemies vs The Man In The Mirror - July 4, 2007
Meta's Mark Zuckerberg Says Most Physical Things We Have 'Aren't Going To Need To Be There in the Future'; It Will All Be Holograms
'I Feel Like I'm Going Crazy': ChatGPT Fuels Delusional Spirals
The Unseen Cost of Organ Transplants: Ethical Issues and Spiritual Implications
This Is Your Brain on God
Mind-reading technology has arrived
As mind-reading technology improves, Colorado passes first-in-nation law to protect privacy of our thoughts
Tech that aims to read your mind and probe your memories is already here
video version - Alan Watt "Upon Gathering my Thoughts, I did Find, External AI Energy had Changed my Mind" - 8/31/25
Aug. 24, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Reality versus Magical Mystery Tour"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Aug. 24, 2025 AW Oct. 15, 2008 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Transcript - Alan Watt "Cutting Through the Matrix" - Live on RBN - "Reality versus Magical Mystery Tour" - Oct. 15, 2008
video version - Alan Watt Redux #225 - "Reality versus Magical Mystery Tour" - Aug. 24, 2025
Heys Reviews - Between Two Ages by Zbigniew Brzezinski (1970) - Part 1
Get Your Children Out with Gigaohm
Cutting Through the Matrix - Substack
Revenge of the Followers
James Delingpole - Are parasites demons?
Brown 'backs' more school cadets - 2008
'Retrain ex-troops' as teachers
Melbourne Airport scanners 'will show private parts'
Die_to_the_illusion - by Not Sure
Aug. 21, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 126 - "Thank you"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - Aug. 21, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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"Real History with Melissa" - audio archive
Cantigas de Santa Maria: Quen quer que na Virgen fia, CSM 167
What is the Fleadh Cheoil?
Nina Simone - Ain't Got No, I Got Life (HD)
Alan Watt - Sing Your Song and Steal Some Time (excerpt from Oracle Films - Telegram)
Aug. 17, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Kings, Advisors and Cunning Cons"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Aug. 17, 2025 AW Dec. 8, 2006 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Alan Watt blurb - "Kings, Advisors and Cunning Cons" - Dec. 8, 2006
Only the lively hunt pleases me - by Not Sure
Cutting Through the Matrix on Substack
What’s next as Trump takes over DC police, deploys National Guard
Enabling the use of digital identities in the UK
UK digital identity legislation passes another important milestone
Digital IDs take root in US as states and federal agencies chart uncertain paths
Digital authoritarianism increasing as AI-enhanced surveillance reshapes federal policies under Trump
Tom Waits - Singapore
Gordon Lightfoot - Cold on the Shoulder
The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour
Aug. 14, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 125 - "Neil Foster: City Hall, Carbon Passports"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - Aug. 14, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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Neil Foster: City Hall, Carbon Passports - Substack
Agenda 21 In One Easy Lesson (They've renamed it 'sustainability')
5 Ways Pirate Ships Functioned as a True Democracy
Brits could be banned from going on holiday as 'carbon passports' introduced
Over a Million Americans Told to Combine Errands as Alert Hits 9 States
UK May Require Built-In Alcolocks and Black Boxes in New Cars Under Proposed EU-Aligned Safety Rules
Aug. 10, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Simian, Servitude to Slavery"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Aug. 10, 2025 AW Dec. 21, 2006 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Transcript - Alan Watt Blurb "Simians, Servitude to Slavery" - Dec. 21, 2006
General Albert Pike returns to Washington D.C. - by Not Sure
Redux video version - Alan Watt - Redux 223 "Simians, Servitude to Slavery" - Aug. 10, 2025
It's come to this - Grayzone Live
Alex Karp Has Money and Power. So What Does He Want? (Or, Psychopaths and Their Foundation Myths)
Echoes of Colonialism
CON-Spirituality (by Not Sure)
Here’s What Happened to Monkeys That Got the Neuralink Implant Alarming. (Gruesome - may not be for all readers.)
Sister Rosetta Tharpe - Up Above My Head (c. 1960-1964)
Journey - Lights (1978)
Petula Clark - Downtown (1964)
The Drifters - Up On the Roof (1962)
Aug. 7, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 124 - "C.S. Lewis' Out of the Silent Planet with Nick Heys"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - Aug. 7, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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Heys Reviews
The Space Trilogy - C.S. Lewis
Lovers of Truth: C.S. Lewis and Elizabeth Anscombe
Out of the Silent Planet (2004) by C.S. Lewis, read by Alex Jennings
Perelandra (2005) by C.S. Lewis, read by Alex Jennings
Aug. 3, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Don't devalue yourself as an individual, whatever you do"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM Aug. 3, 2025 AW Feb. 23, 2014 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Transcript - Alan Watt "Cutting Through the Matrix" Blurb - "Reports of My Death have been Greatly Exaggerated" - Feb. 23, 2014
Do do that voodoo that you do so well - by Not Sure
Hard Power of AI | Davos 2024 | World Economic Forum
UK government - AI Opportunities Action Plan
US government - America's AI Action Plan
July 27, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Freedom of Mind for He Who Chooses, Is Known by Controllers Who Study the Muses"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM July 27, 2025 AW May 19, 2008 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Transcript - Alan Watt "Cutting Through The Matrix" LIVE on RBN: "Freedom of Mind for He Who Chooses, Is Known by Controllers Who Study The Muses" - Alan Watt May 19, 2008
I'm headed down Laurel Canyon. Do I turn left on Hollywood Boulevard or right on Sunset? - by Not Sure
Brandon Turbeville
Codex Alimentarius and GM Food Guidelines, Pt. 1
Real Life Drama: Tucker County Residents v. AI Data Center Behemoth
Trump The Technocrat Releases ‘America’s AI Action Plan’
Inside The LC: The Strange but Mostly True Story of Laurel Canyon and the Birth of the Hippie Generation: Part I
July 24, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 123 - "Bee here in case you're reading along"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - July 24, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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Cutting Through the Matrix bookclub - Telegram
Cutting Through the Matrix - Telegram
Cutting Through the Matrix - Substack
Heys Reviews
Behind the Green Mask - UN Agenda 21
Digital ID or Digital Prison (and Five Pillars to Enslave Humanity) - by Aman Jabbi
Alan Watt blurb - Vote for......????? "We're on Par with China using Techniques Coercive, Total Surveillance on All in The Great Collective." - Oct. 20, 2019
July 20, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"Deceit of Elite"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM July 20, 2025 AW Sept. 6, 2020 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Cutting Through the Matrix bookclub - Telegram
Cutting Through the Matrix - Telegram
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt - "The Deceit of Elite" - Sept. 6, 2020 (scroll to date)
China’s Belt and Road investment and construction activity hits record
China’s Belt and Road 2.0: Smaller projects, bigger influence
UK - 16-year-olds to be given vote at next election in landmark change
Should teens vote?
The emotional toll of climate change is broad-ranging, especially for young people
Top-Trump Official SHOCKS World, Admits: 'Yes, The Government Controls Weather. We’re Playing God…’
July 17, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 122 - "Katy will not converge!"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - July 17, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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Policy Horizons Canada
Biodigital convergence - James Corbett
What is Biodigital Convergence?
IEC - Biodigital convergence
Advanced Research Projects Agency for Health (ARPA-H)
DEF CON 30 - Cory Doctorow, Christian Dameff, Jeff Tully - Why Patients Should Hack Med Tech
Tracking how our bodies work could change our lives
It’s Here: The Externalization of the Agentic State
BRICS and the Smart City of the Future: An instrument to promote "necessary behavioural change"
Interview with Jacob Nordangard about his book, Temple of Solomon
Researchers unveil nearly invisible brain-computer interface
DNA nanorobots can alter artificial cells
The Role of Artificial Intelligence in Advancing Biosensor Technology: Past, Present, and Future Perspectives
A flexible neural implant with ultrathin substrate for low-invasive brain–computer interface applications
Transcript - Alan Watt "Cosmic CONscience to Soma-Coma" - June 14, 2007
Audio - Alan Watt "Cosmic CONscience to Soma-Coma" - June 14, 2007
July 13, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"News is the Most Perfected Form of Fiction"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM July 13, 2025 AW Sept. 20, 2020 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Original audio and news links - Alan Watt blurb - "Imaginative Media Gives Itself Benediction, News is the Most Perfected Form of Fiction." - Sept. 20, 2020 (scroll to date)
Alan Watt composition "The War" Written, Published, Copyrighted Dec. 25, 2020 by Alan Watt
If I move into a cave today, will I miss the entertainment? - by Not Sure
Whitney Webb - Unlimited Hangout - Epstein
The News-Benders
July 10, 2025
"Real History with Melissa"
(Podcast)
Ep. 121 - "Self-Checkout Avoidance Psychosis"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM - July 10, 2025 (Exempting Bumper Music)
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If you refuse to use self-checkout lanes, psychology suggests you might have these 8 core tendencies
Unexpected item: how self-checkouts failed to live up to their promise
Trump says Netanyahu's trial should be canceled, calling it a witch hunt
Local Agenda 21
Behind the Green Mask
Dover, Kohl and Partners - Town Planning
New Urbanism
Congress for the New Urbanism
Smart Growth America
Camille Manning-Broome
Local Initiatives Support Corporation
How CDFIs and the UN Can Align the Measure of their Common Goals
SDG 11 - Sustainable Cities and Communities
United Nations - 17 Sustainable Goals
The Global Goals
Race to Zero
Minister Karamfilova: 'Let's clean Bulgaria together' is not just a cleaning initiative, it prompts us to change out attitude towards the environment
Lake Wales Connected
Opioid pills discovered in US-backed food aid, Gaza authorities say
Top 10 firms pocketed €88m for asylum seeker beds in three months
Ireland may lack robust asylum seeker checks over EU database exclusion
July 6, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
"They expect the media is there to do their thinking for them"
Dialogue Copyrighted CTTM July 6, 2025 AW July 11, 2005 Exempting Music and Literary Quotes)
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Alan Watt on Sweet Liberty - 11 July 2005
G8, 7/7, Benjamin Netanyahu, and 'old friends' - by Not Sure
More Flooding Looms as Searchers Scramble to Find Missing (Texas, July 2025)
Israel's war doctrine is ancient wisdom wrapped in modern warfare - opinion
Netanyahu set to visit White House July 7 as US pushes for end to Gaza war
7 July 2005 London bombings
Mossad Chief Confirms Netanyahu's Warning of London Bombing
Former Israeli PM: Three steps to deal with terror
Eleven Years Ago: The London 7/7 Mock Terror Drill: What Relationship to the Real Time Terror Attacks?
Netanyahu set to visit White House July 7 as US pushes for end to Gaza war
Exit Inside - The Angelcy (music)
31st G8 summit
Identity Cards Act 2006
Fluoride Toxicity: Exposure, Effects, and Examples
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Alan Watt "Waiting for the Miracle" --- CTTM Book Club
Part 2, Int. 3 - unrecorded on Telegram
Sun., Sept. 28, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
Thurs., Oct. 2, 2025
"Real History" with Melissa
Ep. 130 - Nick Heys - Perelandra
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Thurs., Sept. 25, 2025
"Real History" with Melissa
Ep. 129 - Authorized Hate and the Love of Simple Pleasures
Sun., Sept. 21, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
Thurs., Sept. 18, 2025
"Real History" with Melissa
Ep. 128 - Sigrida's email: The Gstaad Adventure
Sun., Sept. 14, 2025
"Cutting Through the Matrix" with Alan Watt --- Redux
(Educational Talk From the Past)
Thurs., Sept. 11, 2025
"Real History" with Melissa
Ep. 127 - 9/11, Charlie Kirk, Neil Foster and the Police State
In Memory of Alan Watt - 1st published March 7, 2021
From Latin, Redux -- "brought back."
Every Sunday, a
past talk, often with a new introduction.
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